Where to begin?

Does anyone even read these things?

I guess we'll see, though I'd bet the only thing more boring that reading about me is actually BEING me.

Anyhoo.... what do you guys think of the brand spanking new website? So far, nothing but archives, but I do hope to add some new and uniquely original things.... uh.... such as this blog.

I'm going to try to write most of this `out of character', though we shall see. I'm not exactly sure what will be written here or (knowing me) if I'll even maintain it regularly.

If you have any questions about me, or for the column, here would be as good a place as any to deposit them.

Uh.... that's about it for now.