Almost Famous

It seems as though EVERYONE is borrowing the tried and true Canadian Bulldog standard of borderline-journalism these days.

Want proof? Here's an article from Matt "Gimmick Man" Bishop at MSU's State News, which is (now) my favorite news source for college basketball:

Excerpt:
MSU will be the handle, the Wolverines will be the mop. The handle will wipe the floor with the mop. Bank on it!!!

Gimmick, I say this in all sincerity: THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!!!