The Office Line Of The Night

(Again, from the only episode *I* hadn't seen yet of the bunch on NBC tonight):

"My company has made it my responsibility to put an end to 100,000 year of people being weirded out by gays."

With honorable mention going to: "It's not cool to call retards retarded. You call your friends who are acting retarded 'retards'." Also the kiss, Creed's "It's possible a man slipped in", and Pam trying to share a laugh with Ryan.