Major WWE Announcement

WWE, Austin's Beer Cooler, Part Ways

After months of negotiations, the WWE and Steve Austin's beer cooler have been unable to come to terms on a new contract and as a result have mutually agreed to part company.

Both parties have left the door open to work together again in the future and the WWE wishes Steve's cooler the very best in his future endeavors.



Oh, okay, okay.... the REAL announcement is right here. But I like mine better...