File under 'What the FUCK???'

So unless PWInsider.com and 1wrestling.com are conspiring by giving us phony results, Bradshaw has just joined the illustrious ranks of WWE champions, defeating Eddy Guerrero at GAB.

Other than Vince Russo (and yes, I realize David Arquette and Vince McMahon are included in this), I can't think of a less deserving WWE champion. I mean, THIS is what you get for insulting wrestling fans (and not in a heel way) and making an obscene, racist gesture in public?

What an insult!

Not only that, but I was doing so well in my predictions up until this point....