Disgusting Soft Drinks (Part 2)

Last month, I questioned who in their right mind, would want to drink cinnamon and spice Pepsi. But today, the Jones Soda Co.'s announcement makes the Pepsi one seem downright normal:

SEATTLE--(CCNMatthews - Nov 8, 2004) -

Jones Soda Co. (the "Company" or "Jones Soda" or"Jones") (OTC:JSDA) (TSX VENTURE:JSD), announces today its limitededition holiday pack of five new seasonal flavors which includes: Green BeanCasserole Soda, Mashed Potato & Butter Soda, Fruitcake Soda, Cranberry Sodaand Turkey & Gravy Soda.

"Our holiday pack takes the work, worries and cost out of preparing a turkey dinner, so our consumers can spend more time with their loved ones. Weeven included utensils," says Peter van Stolk, President & C.E.O."We realized consumers are concerned about the 2,000 calories that eachfull holiday meal contains. That's why we made our sodas zero calories andzero carbs. Now, you can enjoy all the mashed potatoes and butter without worrying about the carbs."

Uh.... I'll stick with water, thanks.