Letters TO a Nut

Just a couple of things that have creeped into my inbox over the last week or so:


Q: Why doesn't "Hal Kogan" have feet in any of your pictures?
A: Isn't it obvious? Don't you remember when he gave his lucky boots to Ivad Sullivan in WCW?

Q: I have just read your latest comment and feel that if Roddy Piper was to read it he would probably track you down and kick your arse. Glasgow is in Scotland, not England. Actually stating something like that could get you stabbed in the UK. Please check your info in future. Its like me saying Washington is the best province in Canada. Or more appropriately that Toronto is an American dive.
A: Oooh, like I'm really scared of Rod Roddy Piper. Oh, and by the way, you're wrong.

Q: Glad you liked it. I found another gem today, at least I thought it was funny. It's from a Chris Benoit interview on Silvervison.
http://www.silvervision.co.uk/​viewindex.asp?​article_id=benoitiv

How do you feel about your DVD being one of the best selling wrestling DVDs of all time?
Benoit: Thank you for the compliment first of all.

See, he's stealing your catchphrase. I suppose the guy who asked the question did say it was a great dvd or something, but that was obviously edited out, so now Benoits reply looks like something from an ITR column.
A: First, the bastard steals my Crossface... and now this!

Q: When is the next Letters From A Nut coming out?
A: Only thirteen days until...

LETTERS FROM A NUT VI: THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE!!!