Movie Review - Wrestling/North

This was a documentary tonight on Global Television. I didn't see it advertised before, but the description (as well having "wrestling" in the title, obviously) intrigued me.

Those who have read Edge's autobiography heard about the "winter death tours" by Winnipeg promoter Tony Condello. This is basically a documentary of said tours, and a group of (mostly) young wrestlers learning the business in sub-zero temperatures, travelling to native reservations across roads made of ice to get there.

I don't recognize most of the names (well, most of them are rookies), although former Stampede mid-carder Kerry Brown is there, and he's one bitter sonofabitch these days. There's also someone in the Leatherface costume, though I'd be shocked if he was the same guy from FMW, etc.

The show starts out innocently enough, with the wrestlers talking about why they're in the business and how this will give them a good start, etc. They also mentioned (several times over) how guys like Edge, Christian, Rhyno, Test, Lance Storm and Chris Jericho started out on these tours, reasoning that if they got their start doing this, anyone can.

The tour DOES look brutal. The icy roads they drive over are tenous at best, and they often end up in remote locations where the wrestlers sleep on gym mats and change in closets. The crowds are certainly enthusiastic, especially the children, as wrestling seems to be one of the only sources of outside entertainment. And Condello is quite a character, as guys like Edge and Jericho have alluded to before. You have to see this 60-something year-old guy deliver his "Stone Age Stunner" to believe it.

However, things kind of get repetitive from there - some setbacks, injuries and cancelled shows - but nothing out of the ordinary. Honestly, I could have watched the first 20 minutes and I wouldn't have missed much. What I still want to know is... why does Condello do this tour once a year? I understand that from a young wrestler's point of view, they have to get exposure somewhere, and there are fewer and fewer alternatives these days (another point that the documentary completely glossed over; I mean, it's a fact, somebody could just point out that "WWE is the only game in town" or whatever).

The ending was kind of bizarre as well: they talk about all the wrestlers and what they're doing now. Some are still wrestling, some aren't (I have no idea how long ago this was made, could have been three years ago or last week). One "was killed in a bizarre accident", but I may have read that wrong because then they say "he's making a comeback." WHAT THE FUCK? Then they talk about the most polished wrestler of the group, a guy named Chi Chi Cruz. They say "Chi Chi got a tryout". That's great, but.... WITH WHO??? I mean, odds are they're talking about WWE, but don't tell me they couldn't say that... that's just sloppy and pisses me off.

Anyways, it was an interesting doc, but definitely wasn't worth investing a full hour in. I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it or anything.