Bizarre Search Engine Inquiries

I haven't done this for a while here, so I figured 'what the hell?'. For the uninitiated, these are some of the keywords that people have used to arrive at this here blog. For most of you, I am truly, truly sorry. To wit:

• "louie debrusk 2005" (Considering I don't even watch hockey all that much, an odd one
• "Kane Vs Undertaker Full Match WMV" (Uh, yeah. That isn't here.)
• "Crush Cream Soda" (Hahaha! That was my bottlecap liner complaint a little while ago, too bad there's no Crush-related information here.)
• "pinstripe vaughan mills" (a clothing store I mentioned once, like eight months ago)
• "Cinzia Bret's wife" (huh?)
• "bret hart Cinzia marriage" (Oh... Bret Hart. Still don't know how that leads you here...)
• "contact email address of mr and mrs marks in all country's yahoomail hotmail" ( Mr. and Mrs. Marks aren't here, man.)
• "SHANNON MCNEILL wcw pictures" (Who? The bastard love child of Shannon Moore and pwtorch's Pat McNeill, perhaps?)
• "cinzia hart" (I'm sure she's a lovely woman and everything.... but I know NOTHING ABOUT HER!!!)
• "Bret Hart" "Julie Hart" (Aaaaaaaaaa!)
• "photos of wwf buried alive matches between undertaker and mankind" (Yeah, I don't have any pictures. Sorry.)
• "bret Cinzia how old" (I don't... FUCKING... KNOW!!!!!)
• "stuart stone jamie kennedy" (At least I know where this one comes from. And I'm seeing them in concert tonight!)
  

The funny thing is.... the more I keep bringing up stuff like this, the more it's going to attract wayward search engine users. Ha!