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Agent Cenauer?

Screw being a Marine in a shitty movie! According to Secret Plans unearthed by Intrepid Investigator, the Canadian Bulldog, John Cena is being tapped for a new mission. One that utilizes a formula that doesn't, you know, totally suck balls. One that plays to his strengths as a borderline- implausible Superman. One that will place him as a high ranking agent in a secret agency known only as "VTU." One that happens in Real Time. Curious? Well, then check Bulldog's latest, where he has all the details (plus 7 other proposed new WWE spin-off TV shows, too). The following column takes place Inside the Ropes.